Ascentiz ryw Greetings, fellow gravity-hating legend, the one currently melting into the sofa like a forgotten ice-cream sandwich NerdKungFu double six

Ascentiz dec Oh hello, professional sloth in human form, the one scrolling in a position that would make chiropractors

Ascentiz ftp Oh hello, professional sloth in human form, the one who hasn’t seen their own feet without bending